Ponzarelli's 10 Fashion Tweaks for a Geek's Girlfriend
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It's my birthday today! Instead of eating cake and celebrating with senseless amounts of ice cream, I thought I'd offer everybody else a nice present: Ponzarelli's 10 Fashion Tweaks for a Geek's Girlfriend. I stayed up late last night to put the PDF together, so click the link if you'd like your own copy. Here's a sample of the kind of help you'll find inside:
What does every woman hate – no matter what size she is? Bathing Suit shopping. People, I have found the “Mother Goddess” of all suits. I swear, I tried on at least 55 bathing suits and I found two that were perfect. The funny part is that two of the ladies in the fitting rooms next to me – totally different body styles and ages – found that the same brand suit was their pick. Reason being? The suit is purchased by the bra size – so if you are confident that your bra fits nice, the rest will as well.
These suits appear to be a throw-back to bathing suits of the '40's – a fresh twist from the typical styles we have all grown accustomed to seeing everywhere. Whether buying for yourself (or your Honey), whoever the recipient is will be ecstatic to find a suit that is comfortable enough for them to walk around in – or sit by the pool without feeling self-conscious.
The brand name is Roxanne Bra Sized (I found mine at Robinson's May). I chose one sarong-styled suit and one swimdress. For me, they offered the coverage I prefer, pulling in the tummy and a little to help cover the upper thigh.
Guys, go look for your Honey's favorite bra, check the size, and secretly go pick out one of these suits for her. If you've ever heard her say that she doesn't like the way her thighs, tummy, or booty looks in her bathing suit… no worries, she soon will!
If you're a girlfriend to a geek, or you're a geek with a girlfriend, download my guide.
4 Comments
Cristina
August 1st, 2004
at 3:09pm
Happy Birthday Ponzi!
Anonymous
August 2nd, 2004
at 1:35pm
how can a present cost 5 bux, if it is a present, it should b free! at least say upfront that it is a 5 dollar ebook. ps, u look hot in ur suits lol.
:: jozjozjoz.com ::
August 2nd, 2004
at 8:58pm
Happy birthday from Joz & Yoshi!
Anonymous
October 21st, 2004
at 6:30am
Not telling me you're gunna redirect me to paypal sux!