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Potato Chips

How do you eat your chips? If you have a big bag do you stick your hand in the bag? Or, do you pour them in a bowl before chowing down? I have one friend who has a fit if you stick your hand in his bag of chips. “That's it” he would say “These chips are contaminated!” then proceed to dump the refuse in the nearest receptacle.  I'll admit I still think twice about that “scene” each time I stick my hand in the bag. As I stuck my hand in a bag of cheddar flavored kettle chips my uncle Chai spied on me and ended up teaching me a new way to eat them. It wasn't that I took them straight from the bag that caught his attention it was the fact that I was on the computer. So, you know the drill. Eat chips, wipe hands on napkin, type a sentence or two, repeat until either a new napkin is needed or you have greasy keys.  His way of eating chips ROCKS. I'm not talking drummer sticks, I'm saying CHOP STICKS!!!  No greasy fingers to touch my keyboard and I can munch away. Now that's cool… why didn't I ever think of that before?

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I think we know the same person. Although I had just washed my hands before I poured some walnuts on my salad- he flipped out and drilled me about how I got the walnuts onto the salad. Thankfully, I had poured them out onto the salad without “contaminating” them. Made me wanna start singing Patsy Cline songs: “Crazy…..”

:: jozjozjoz.com ::

May 27th, 2005
at 11:21am

I've never admitted this before… but I've been known to eat chips (junk food) at my computer using chopsticks.

I pour some on a plate so I can control the portion I eat. Otherwise, I might be tempted to eat the whole bag! I have just started to use chop sticks and have a long way to go before I can use on delicate foods like potato chips….

um, never done that. i've eaten birthday cake with chopsticks, though. and salad. but chips? and i put my hand in the bag. and i've forgotten my password for your site, so i'll sign here–MC

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