It’s True!!!

My eyes! MY EYES!!!!!!!!!

In a parallel universe, that would be TOTALLY HOT.

I will never be visiting that parallel universe, btw.

Too cute. Chris and the plunging neckline.

Oh my…

Sweet fancy Moses!

That is wrong in so many ways! isn’t it great that if you ever have kids they wont look anything like that picture.

You will have cute kids and that picture is so disturbing. No offense meant.

Great, thanks. Now I have a crush on Chris.

That scared the SHIT out of me! Quickly, get thee to a code of conduct!!!